Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Randomize
