i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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