His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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