BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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