I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
oh god the rape fog is back!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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