Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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