I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
