Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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