Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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