I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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