Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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