then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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