Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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