my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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