Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december