You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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