do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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