i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have post one night stand depression
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