Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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