Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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