i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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