an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up under a house in Key West
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