Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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