dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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