BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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