I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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