Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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