went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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