what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
