i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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