im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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