Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own