And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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