He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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