So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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