K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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