theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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