So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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