Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
