I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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