I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think i have two assholes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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