I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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