return my video game
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
