we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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