It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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