Already got asked if we're dating
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Fuck appropriateness.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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