He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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