It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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