when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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