Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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