I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
this boner is exhausting
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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