Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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