My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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