worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just invented taco cereal.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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