The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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