So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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