and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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