it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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