Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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