gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
even my farts smell like vagina
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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