woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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