Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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