Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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