Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
